Dentist Joke

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    A husband and wife enter a dentist’s surgery. The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’ ‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’ The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’
    (found on Man Walks Into A Joke: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners)
     
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    Ha ha ha. This was really a good one.
     
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    hahaha so funny!
     
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    I have a good one:

    Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
    A: Denis.
     
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    lol!
     
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    Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
    A: Denis.

    Good one.

    Reminded me of an article related to the fact that a lot of dentist are named Dennis.
     
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    What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque


    LOL , i'll just see myself out now...
     
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    Oh very nice joke...:p:D
     
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    Love it!
     
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    [​IMG]
    What Dentists Find Humorous...

    I have had a lot of dental work done at the University of Maryland Dental School in Baltimore,
    and this cartoon was displayed on one of the walls there.
     
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    After you are eaten your fill of Chicken & Cheese, Sausage/Kielbasa, Turkey Legs, Gyros, Fresh Squeezed Lemonade, etc. REMEMBER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH! ;)
    That's me in an image taken at the Towsontown Spring Festival, Towson Maryland
     
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    a lot of funny here!
     
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    Really funny...:):D:p
     
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    What did the Dentist say to the Judge?
    You cant handle the tooth!
    Ha!
     
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    Better Joke than most.
     
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