Dentist Joke

[pahd]

A husband and wife enter a dentist’s surgery. The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’ ‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’ The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’
(found on Man Walks Into A Joke: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners)

 

[danielhermann]

Ha ha ha. This was really a good one.

 

[Rex Fuller]

hahaha so funny!

 

[Rex Fuller]

I have a good one:

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.

 

[MarkSummers]

lol!

 

[Tyrand]

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.

Good one.

Reminded me of an article related to the fact that a lot of dentist are named Dennis.

 

[MelissaG93]

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque


LOL , i'll just see myself out now...

 

[Ellen Lim]

Oh very nice joke...

 

[Penny]

Love it!

 

[Nimita]

 

[Bill A]

What Dentists Find Humorous...
I have had a lot of dental work done at the University of Maryland Dental School in Baltimore,
and this cartoon was displayed on one of the walls there.

 

[Bill A]

After you are eaten your fill of Chicken & Cheese, Sausage/Kielbasa, Turkey Legs, Gyros, Fresh Squeezed Lemonade, etc. REMEMBER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
That's me in an image taken at the Towsontown Spring Festival, Towson Maryland

 

[polishdentist]

a lot of funny here!

 

[DanyRoden]

Really funny...

 

[Tchala Reid]

What did the Dentist say to the Judge?
You cant handle the tooth!
Ha!

 

[ScreaminRay]

Better Joke than most.