Dentist Joke


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A husband and wife enter a dentist’s surgery. The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’ ‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’ The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’
(found on Man Walks Into A Joke: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners)
 
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Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.

Good one.

Reminded me of an article related to the fact that a lot of dentist are named Dennis.
 
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After you are eaten your fill of Chicken & Cheese, Sausage/Kielbasa, Turkey Legs, Gyros, Fresh Squeezed Lemonade, etc. REMEMBER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH! ;)
That's me in an image taken at the Towsontown Spring Festival, Towson Maryland
 
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